Self-confessed crooks and accomplished halfwits run the EU so what's in it for the UK?

This week we learn that once again the EU's own hand-picked auditors refuse to sign the accounts because of 'serious discrepancies'. In other words EU bosses were once more caught with their 'snouts in the trough'. Presumably once more they will resign en-me and, once more, re-appoint themselves! Next we hear that their daft rules mean mega-tons of perfectly edible dead fish are chucked overboard and UK fishermen are going bankrupt because those Cod, Haddock, Whiting, etc. just can't recognise a Shrimp net! Only an accomplished halfwit could have dreamed up their idiotic quota rules - and only over-zealous, brain dead British public servants could be relied upon to enforce them! So what do this collection of cretins do for Britain?